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THE BEST OF THE WORST COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG TITLES (THESE ARE REAL)
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Her Teeth were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've
Been A Liar All My Life
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Fell In a Pile of You and Got Love All Over Me
I Flushed You From The Toilets of My Heart
(note:8 songs below these should be sung in two part harmony!)
I Keep Fogettin' I Forgot About You
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!!
I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'd Rather Have Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield of Life
I'm the Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
If I Can't Be Number One in your Life, Then Number Two on You
If Love were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
If my Nose were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All on You
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go and Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears and My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But
Baby I Can See Through You
She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger
Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too
You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Were Only a Splinter As I Slid Down the Bannister of Life
You're the Reason Our Kids are so Ugly